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Behind The Scenes #SoUnTelco
A behind the scenes look at the most awesome and magnificent people of @macquarietechnologygroupMacquarie Telecom being Soooooo UnTelco!
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Видео

Macquarie Data Centres - IC3East Data Centre
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Introducing you to IC3East - our newest and most advanced intelligent data centre. Located in Sydney most premium innovation hub, North Zone Macquarie Park.
Azure Expert Series Episode 1: Cost Optimisation
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Macquarie Cloud Services presents our Azure Expert video series. Episode 1 focuses on Cost Optimisation that you can achieve through our free tool Macquarie Lens. Azure optimisation is made easy with Macquarie Lens. Learn more about it here: macquariecloudservices.com/azure-public-cloud/macquarie-lens/
Best Place to Work 2020
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Best Place to Work 2020
Macquarie Cloud Services Portal - New & Noteworthy Features
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Macquarie Cloud Services Portal - New & Noteworthy Features
Securing Your Server and Backing it Up
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We’ve just released a whole bunch of new features in Portal. Among other things, you can now purchase and view Backup and Host Security products for your servers, and paste text into the VM console.
How to Update Your Server in the Portal
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The newest feature to hit our Cloud Services Portal enables you to update your server and manage your scheduled updates without even logging into the VM console.
Three Worlds Event Melbourne
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Three Worlds Event Melbourne
MacTelmore - Downtown (#SoUnTelco edit)
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The latest hit from MacTelmore has finally dropped featuring our #SoUnTelco rockstars from across the country. Special thanks to our friends at Scooter Central, Brookvale NSW scootercentral.com.au
Macquarie Telecom Vivid 2019
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Macquarie Telecom Vivid 2019
Business nbn by Macquarie Telecom
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Business nbn by Macquarie Telecom
LaunchTM Health Cloud. Choosing Macquarie Cloud Services.
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LaunchTM Health Cloud. Choosing Macquarie Cloud Services.
LaunchTM Health Cloud. Why is health data so heavily targeted?
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LaunchTM Health Cloud. Why is health data so heavily targeted?
LaunchTM Health Cloud. The vunerable CEO.
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LaunchTM Health Cloud. The vunerable CEO.
LaunchTM Health Cloud. Your dedicated healthcare solution.
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LaunchTM Health Cloud. Your dedicated healthcare solution.
The All New Macquarie Cloud Services Portal
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The All New Macquarie Cloud Services Portal
Macquarie Cloud Superheroes - Sharmyn Kayani, HMC Graduate
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Macquarie Cloud Superheroes - Sharmyn Kayani, HMC Graduate
Fireside Chat - Sharmyn Kayani, HMC Graduate speaks to Tony Pandher, Head of Hosting Operations
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Fireside Chat - Sharmyn Kayani, HMC Graduate speaks to Tony Pandher, Head of Hosting Operations
How to join the Sydney Healthcloud Breakfast, March 21st, and why it's essential
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How to join the Sydney Healthcloud Breakfast, March 21st, and why it's essential
DHS Cloud rules have changed. Your Sydney Healthcloud Breakfast invitation, March 21st
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DHS Cloud rules have changed. Your Sydney Healthcloud Breakfast invitation, March 21st
Your Invitation to the Sydney Healthcloud Breakfast, March 21st
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Your Invitation to the Sydney Healthcloud Breakfast, March 21st
Your March health industry cloud event invitations, and why they're essential
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Your March health industry cloud event invitations, and why they're essential
Macquarie Government at NSW Government Digital Marketplace Conference
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Macquarie Government at NSW Government Digital Marketplace Conference
Macquarie Cloud Services & eCorner Case Study
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Macquarie Cloud Services & eCorner Case Study
Macquarie Telecom UnTelco Chef Company Conference Event
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Macquarie Telecom UnTelco Chef Company Conference Event
The Macquarie Telecom SD-WAN Turbo Cloud Encabulator
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The Macquarie Telecom SD-WAN Turbo Cloud Encabulator
Aesop and Macquarie Telecom, friends since 2012.
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Aesop and Macquarie Telecom, friends since 2012.
Macquarie Telecom Signs Milestone Agreement with NBN Co.
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Macquarie Telecom Signs Milestone Agreement with NBN Co.
Macquarie Telecom - Madge needs support. Just not tech support.
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Macquarie Telecom - Madge needs support. Just not tech support.
Rising Cyber Security Risks Become Whole-of-Government Issue
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Rising Cyber Security Risks Become Whole-of-Government Issue

Комментарии

  • @stevenkirk1844
    @stevenkirk1844 6 дней назад

    This might just be the best since Mike Krafts 1997 classic.

  • @expansys7141
    @expansys7141 7 дней назад

    NOT SIX. never reference sextuple configurations of distributional ordinances; it's TWO. never six.

  • @mrljgibson
    @mrljgibson 16 дней назад

    I'm against the use of the non analogue Turbo Encabulator. I find the data from an Analogue Encabulator far smoother with better mids.

  • @johnanddiann100
    @johnanddiann100 2 месяца назад

    Here's hoping those shiny new spurving bearings don't regress to the old side-fumbling issue.

  • @user-tq6sj6jq3h
    @user-tq6sj6jq3h 4 месяца назад

    Its gonna side fumble and we all know what that means

  • @dennisdeal3323
    @dennisdeal3323 4 месяца назад

    I want one. the incabulator has been such a boon to every industry that has adapted it for its crudely conceived needs. It is about time for the incabulator to move now into the 21rsgt century.

  • @blpblp-tj7ux
    @blpblp-tj7ux 5 месяцев назад

    i want to live in this universe

  • @konradkmiller
    @konradkmiller 5 месяцев назад

    I think that he is stretching the truth a little in his sales pitch!

  • @FoamyDave
    @FoamyDave 6 месяцев назад

    This is a good take on the encabulator but I feel they used too much real jargon.

  • @user-iv1iy6bc9v
    @user-iv1iy6bc9v 7 месяцев назад

    He’s Luke. And he’s a total loser.

  • @user-iv1iy6bc9v
    @user-iv1iy6bc9v 7 месяцев назад

    I’ve met this guy in real life, an absolute loser. 👎

  • @atters9118
    @atters9118 7 месяцев назад

    Fantastic.

  • @unicodefox
    @unicodefox 7 месяцев назад

    One massive improvement i've noticed with the SDWTCE is that it reduces hypervisor RBAC utilization (which as we all know is one of the biggest $$$ sinks in the industry) by on average 20% by instead of function overloading the ObjC in the LDAP API which runs in the layer 7, moving to an runtime based on OIDC on top of the block device kernel, running in the much more hyper converged layer 6. No word on any solutions for layer 8 which is where most of the issues i've noticed with encabulation-based SQL layers comes from

  • @peacefrog0521
    @peacefrog0521 7 месяцев назад

    Question: Does the SD-WAN Turbo Cloud Encabulator operate in a clockwise or anti-clockwise manner in the Southern Hemisphere?

  • @vincentleeadams
    @vincentleeadams 7 месяцев назад

    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @UQRXD
    @UQRXD 8 месяцев назад

    Hawaii 5 O theme song at end. The Magarator.

  • @williamryder9785
    @williamryder9785 8 месяцев назад

    what no dingle arm?

  • @AfzalAmjad-hg5ug
    @AfzalAmjad-hg5ug 8 месяцев назад

    Nice video!!!!

  • @normallydistributed5474
    @normallydistributed5474 8 месяцев назад

    KOOBER-NEETIES

  • @Virtual_Real_Estate
    @Virtual_Real_Estate 8 месяцев назад

    Give me 10

  • @rodsprague369
    @rodsprague369 8 месяцев назад

    It is all fun and games until things reach the macro-defenestration threshold. Be safe.

  • @TheeSlickShady
    @TheeSlickShady 8 месяцев назад

    Excellent video!

  • @TheeSlickShady
    @TheeSlickShady 8 месяцев назад

    The Ozzies have some serious tech!

  • @CreamCobblerFiend
    @CreamCobblerFiend 8 месяцев назад

    Simply revolutionary

  • @Agent_Eli
    @Agent_Eli 8 месяцев назад

    I'm glad they depicted proper use of hearing protection. I know too many network engineers who are practically deaf.

  • @ScottMcMaster-er4xj
    @ScottMcMaster-er4xj 8 месяцев назад

    The best thing about this device is that it can be powered by a single Grimace on rotational electrical current generation wheel. You will have to feed the Grimace occasionally and give it proper rest times.

  • @nickeldan
    @nickeldan 9 месяцев назад

    He's got a lab coat on so I guess I have to agree with him.

  • @prithviboinpally2138
    @prithviboinpally2138 9 месяцев назад

    The only problem with this video is it still makes too much sense. I mean who wouldn't want kubernetes modules surmounted by malleable logarithmic relays?

  • @trojanthedog
    @trojanthedog 9 месяцев назад

    In 100 yrs some poor tech researchers will come across these shorts and will spend a day WTFing!

  • @mattp5991
    @mattp5991 9 месяцев назад

    I think the Chinese have a cheaper encabulator that Huawei has reverse-engineered. I intercepted an encrypted message during my routine network scan and decoded it. My boss was in disbelief. Claiming it was "...a static-filled, triple-scrambled microwave transmission between 2 soldiers talking in mandarin Chinese..." I replied that "...the Chinese were only using a simple polyphonetically grouped 20-square-digit key transposed in boustrophedonic form with multiple nulls..." I thank my Lucky Charms that I've stayed current with the latest technological application of encabulation, as it relates to my field of Cybersecuity!

  • @ThatOpalGuy
    @ThatOpalGuy 9 месяцев назад

    A weak imitation of the original. but, you tried.

  • @rkr9861
    @rkr9861 9 месяцев назад

    I wish I'd seen this before taking the CCNP. The Cisco textbook chapter on this was awful...

  • @clonmult
    @clonmult 10 месяцев назад

    At times I feel like I actually understood that. But then so many of those acronyms are regularly used and abused within the telecoms and tech industry.

  • @dusty6570
    @dusty6570 10 месяцев назад

    LOL hearing pro in a server room!!!!!

  • @appalachianoperator
    @appalachianoperator 10 месяцев назад

    Love this

  • @georgenooray4821
    @georgenooray4821 10 месяцев назад

    You fools side tunneling=fumbling 7/4z¥€°×5(v

  • @BerzerkaDurk
    @BerzerkaDurk 11 месяцев назад

    When the Quantum Encabulator is released, I hope to God its video is narrated by Michio Kaku.

  • @choppermontana8212
    @choppermontana8212 Год назад

    It's good to see someone has finally figured out how to reduce the sinusoidal depleneration of the bituminous spandrels without have to reach for a reciprocating dingle-arm!

  • @ardenpeters2952
    @ardenpeters2952 Год назад

    Poor imitation of turbo encabullstor

  • @alabamacajun7791
    @alabamacajun7791 Год назад

    Thanks to Macquarie Telecom we have Cloud Layer Encabulation. We now have the bridge to the Quantum Encabulator. No more side fumbling on the entangled magneto reluctance.

  • @NapojiMolerjo
    @NapojiMolerjo Год назад

    cringe

  • @michaelstreeter3125
    @michaelstreeter3125 Год назад

    Sounds good and all, but how do you turn on subtitles? 🦻❌

  • @Mandalorian_Man
    @Mandalorian_Man Год назад

    Honestly this is the best one yet And it was an AD in the end, lmao!

  • @vicpower9394
    @vicpower9394 Год назад

    I love engineering BS. Nothing is better.

  • @MalfuncEddie
    @MalfuncEddie Год назад

    Does any one got a transcript I want to use this for april fools.

  • @TonyHammitt
    @TonyHammitt Год назад

    This almost made sense... I think you could use more jargon to modally obfuscate your encabulator paradigm

  • @tk5800thesecond
    @tk5800thesecond Год назад

    you ruined a perfectly good joke by turning it into an ad

  • @richsackett3423
    @richsackett3423 Год назад

    I'd love to hear an Australian say "Hawaii Five-Oh".

  • @1959rossco
    @1959rossco Год назад

    I cannot stand side fumbling

  • @hariranormal5584
    @hariranormal5584 Год назад

    But how do you deal with AS174 de-peering policy? It makes the UDP packets fall out of the sky with a decent packet loss. My network FPGA switches do not like, and it makes the applications useless. Encabulator technology should be better next time hopefully