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At Macquarie Technology Group our focus is on delivering a superior experience across our entire integrated business communications platform - from high performance networks, to secure hosting and business class cloud, right through to business-grade telecommunications and multi-carrier mobility. We offer best-in-class online tools to monitor and manage your entire environment, and 24×365 Australian-based customer and technical support should you need us.
We understand the frustrations you can face with many telco and hosting providers. Unexpected costs, unreceptive customer or technical support, and unavailable infrastructure can all add up to a really bad experience for you and your users. We know exceptional customer service is the key to our success, we have invested significantly to build our in-country, in-house customer contact centres, MacquarieHUB and The Hosting Management Centre (HMC), based on world’s best practise and technology.
We understand the frustrations you can face with many telco and hosting providers. Unexpected costs, unreceptive customer or technical support, and unavailable infrastructure can all add up to a really bad experience for you and your users. We know exceptional customer service is the key to our success, we have invested significantly to build our in-country, in-house customer contact centres, MacquarieHUB and The Hosting Management Centre (HMC), based on world’s best practise and technology.
Behind The Scenes #SoUnTelco
A behind the scenes look at the most awesome and magnificent people of @macquarietechnologygroupMacquarie Telecom being Soooooo UnTelco!
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Macquarie Data Centres - IC3East Data Centre
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Introducing you to IC3East - our newest and most advanced intelligent data centre. Located in Sydney most premium innovation hub, North Zone Macquarie Park.
Azure Expert Series Episode 1: Cost Optimisation
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Macquarie Cloud Services presents our Azure Expert video series. Episode 1 focuses on Cost Optimisation that you can achieve through our free tool Macquarie Lens. Azure optimisation is made easy with Macquarie Lens. Learn more about it here: macquariecloudservices.com/azure-public-cloud/macquarie-lens/
Macquarie Cloud Services Portal - New & Noteworthy Features
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Macquarie Cloud Services Portal - New & Noteworthy Features
Securing Your Server and Backing it Up
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We’ve just released a whole bunch of new features in Portal. Among other things, you can now purchase and view Backup and Host Security products for your servers, and paste text into the VM console.
How to Update Your Server in the Portal
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The newest feature to hit our Cloud Services Portal enables you to update your server and manage your scheduled updates without even logging into the VM console.
MacTelmore - Downtown (#SoUnTelco edit)
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The latest hit from MacTelmore has finally dropped featuring our #SoUnTelco rockstars from across the country. Special thanks to our friends at Scooter Central, Brookvale NSW scootercentral.com.au
LaunchTM Health Cloud. Choosing Macquarie Cloud Services.
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LaunchTM Health Cloud. Choosing Macquarie Cloud Services.
LaunchTM Health Cloud. Why is health data so heavily targeted?
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LaunchTM Health Cloud. Why is health data so heavily targeted?
LaunchTM Health Cloud. The vunerable CEO.
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LaunchTM Health Cloud. The vunerable CEO.
LaunchTM Health Cloud. Your dedicated healthcare solution.
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LaunchTM Health Cloud. Your dedicated healthcare solution.
The All New Macquarie Cloud Services Portal
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The All New Macquarie Cloud Services Portal
Macquarie Cloud Superheroes - Sharmyn Kayani, HMC Graduate
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Macquarie Cloud Superheroes - Sharmyn Kayani, HMC Graduate
Fireside Chat - Sharmyn Kayani, HMC Graduate speaks to Tony Pandher, Head of Hosting Operations
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Fireside Chat - Sharmyn Kayani, HMC Graduate speaks to Tony Pandher, Head of Hosting Operations
How to join the Sydney Healthcloud Breakfast, March 21st, and why it's essential
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How to join the Sydney Healthcloud Breakfast, March 21st, and why it's essential
DHS Cloud rules have changed. Your Sydney Healthcloud Breakfast invitation, March 21st
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DHS Cloud rules have changed. Your Sydney Healthcloud Breakfast invitation, March 21st
Your Invitation to the Sydney Healthcloud Breakfast, March 21st
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Your Invitation to the Sydney Healthcloud Breakfast, March 21st
Your March health industry cloud event invitations, and why they're essential
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Your March health industry cloud event invitations, and why they're essential
Macquarie Government at NSW Government Digital Marketplace Conference
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Macquarie Government at NSW Government Digital Marketplace Conference
Macquarie Cloud Services & eCorner Case Study
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Macquarie Cloud Services & eCorner Case Study
Macquarie Telecom UnTelco Chef Company Conference Event
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Macquarie Telecom UnTelco Chef Company Conference Event
The Macquarie Telecom SD-WAN Turbo Cloud Encabulator
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The Macquarie Telecom SD-WAN Turbo Cloud Encabulator
Aesop and Macquarie Telecom, friends since 2012.
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Aesop and Macquarie Telecom, friends since 2012.
Macquarie Telecom Signs Milestone Agreement with NBN Co.
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Macquarie Telecom Signs Milestone Agreement with NBN Co.
Macquarie Telecom - Madge needs support. Just not tech support.
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Macquarie Telecom - Madge needs support. Just not tech support.
Rising Cyber Security Risks Become Whole-of-Government Issue
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Rising Cyber Security Risks Become Whole-of-Government Issue
This might just be the best since Mike Krafts 1997 classic.
NOT SIX. never reference sextuple configurations of distributional ordinances; it's TWO. never six.
I'm against the use of the non analogue Turbo Encabulator. I find the data from an Analogue Encabulator far smoother with better mids.
Here's hoping those shiny new spurving bearings don't regress to the old side-fumbling issue.
Its gonna side fumble and we all know what that means
I want one. the incabulator has been such a boon to every industry that has adapted it for its crudely conceived needs. It is about time for the incabulator to move now into the 21rsgt century.
i want to live in this universe
I think that he is stretching the truth a little in his sales pitch!
This is a good take on the encabulator but I feel they used too much real jargon.
He’s Luke. And he’s a total loser.
I’ve met this guy in real life, an absolute loser. 👎
Fantastic.
One massive improvement i've noticed with the SDWTCE is that it reduces hypervisor RBAC utilization (which as we all know is one of the biggest $$$ sinks in the industry) by on average 20% by instead of function overloading the ObjC in the LDAP API which runs in the layer 7, moving to an runtime based on OIDC on top of the block device kernel, running in the much more hyper converged layer 6. No word on any solutions for layer 8 which is where most of the issues i've noticed with encabulation-based SQL layers comes from
Question: Does the SD-WAN Turbo Cloud Encabulator operate in a clockwise or anti-clockwise manner in the Southern Hemisphere?
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Hawaii 5 O theme song at end. The Magarator.
what no dingle arm?
Nice video!!!!
KOOBER-NEETIES
Give me 10
It is all fun and games until things reach the macro-defenestration threshold. Be safe.
Excellent video!
The Ozzies have some serious tech!
Simply revolutionary
I'm glad they depicted proper use of hearing protection. I know too many network engineers who are practically deaf.
hahaha
The best thing about this device is that it can be powered by a single Grimace on rotational electrical current generation wheel. You will have to feed the Grimace occasionally and give it proper rest times.
He's got a lab coat on so I guess I have to agree with him.
The only problem with this video is it still makes too much sense. I mean who wouldn't want kubernetes modules surmounted by malleable logarithmic relays?
In 100 yrs some poor tech researchers will come across these shorts and will spend a day WTFing!
I think the Chinese have a cheaper encabulator that Huawei has reverse-engineered. I intercepted an encrypted message during my routine network scan and decoded it. My boss was in disbelief. Claiming it was "...a static-filled, triple-scrambled microwave transmission between 2 soldiers talking in mandarin Chinese..." I replied that "...the Chinese were only using a simple polyphonetically grouped 20-square-digit key transposed in boustrophedonic form with multiple nulls..." I thank my Lucky Charms that I've stayed current with the latest technological application of encabulation, as it relates to my field of Cybersecuity!
A weak imitation of the original. but, you tried.
I wish I'd seen this before taking the CCNP. The Cisco textbook chapter on this was awful...
At times I feel like I actually understood that. But then so many of those acronyms are regularly used and abused within the telecoms and tech industry.
LOL hearing pro in a server room!!!!!
Love this
You fools side tunneling=fumbling 7/4z¥€°×5(v
When the Quantum Encabulator is released, I hope to God its video is narrated by Michio Kaku.
It's good to see someone has finally figured out how to reduce the sinusoidal depleneration of the bituminous spandrels without have to reach for a reciprocating dingle-arm!
Poor imitation of turbo encabullstor
Thanks to Macquarie Telecom we have Cloud Layer Encabulation. We now have the bridge to the Quantum Encabulator. No more side fumbling on the entangled magneto reluctance.
cringe
Sounds good and all, but how do you turn on subtitles? 🦻❌
Honestly this is the best one yet And it was an AD in the end, lmao!
I love engineering BS. Nothing is better.
Does any one got a transcript I want to use this for april fools.
This almost made sense... I think you could use more jargon to modally obfuscate your encabulator paradigm
you ruined a perfectly good joke by turning it into an ad
I'd love to hear an Australian say "Hawaii Five-Oh".
I cannot stand side fumbling
But how do you deal with AS174 de-peering policy? It makes the UDP packets fall out of the sky with a decent packet loss. My network FPGA switches do not like, and it makes the applications useless. Encabulator technology should be better next time hopefully